School Sucks Ass

It does, it really does. The longer I'm in law school, the more I want to leave. Don't worry - this doesn't mean I'll be a horrible attorney and hate practicing law. Because as everyone I've ever met says, "Law school is nothing like practicing law." I hope they're right.

But today sucks especially bad. Because it is Federal Securities Regulations day. As in, that's my class for today. I should be happy I don't have more than one class today. But I'm not. Because I have Federal Securities Regulations class today. Let me repeat that again. Federal Securities Regulations. Can anything sound as B-O-R-I-N-G? No. I'd find it more interesting to stare at drool dripping from my pug's chin. Yes. That is wildly fascinating in comparison to Federal Securities Regulations.

And Oh, My, God - My Professor just opened his mouth, and his voice is just...undescribable. It's nasal, and fast paced, and then slow paced, and with a Southern twinge. Strange.

And he just made it clear that this will be a very difficult class. Noooooooooooooo. Noooooo. No. Noooooooo. No. It's my last semester, damnations! I'm ALLOWED to take easy classes. I'm ALLOWED to slack off. Boooooo! Boo!

Okay, I'll shush.