For liking Rihanna's latest single, "Umbrella". I've already taken the oath never to like highly publicized singles (or at least, ignore them until they sink into obscurity) - but I just can't help myself. I find my eyes oogling Rihanna's legs as she dances in the video. You MUST watch the video - turn off the sound if you like, but watch her body move. Amazing. Is it evil of me to wish I could rip out her brain and put mine in there instead? Being short and stunt-ish isn't fair.
....or Get Off the Pot
7 years ago
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Yeah. I need to start working out, or some-damn-thing. Of course losing 20 years and growing six inches would help, too. 'Nuff to make you puke, really. Sigh.
Completely with you there. I'm young, but the thighs - the thighs looks 60. I cry sometimes. :)
Hold on... I thought I broke you out of this.
We don't like Rihanna. She's Bajan!
Drew, I don't like Rihanna. In fact, I dislike her immensely for having a nicer body than mine. And fantastic legs. :) So don't worry.
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