The tales of two pernicious pugs and their doormat.

Monday, July 2, 2007

There's something wrong with me...

For liking Rihanna's latest single, "Umbrella". I've already taken the oath never to like highly publicized singles (or at least, ignore them until they sink into obscurity) - but I just can't help myself. I find my eyes oogling Rihanna's legs as she dances in the video. You MUST watch the video - turn off the sound if you like, but watch her body move. Amazing. Is it evil of me to wish I could rip out her brain and put mine in there instead? Being short and stunt-ish isn't fair.

4 comments:

Tam said...

Yeah. I need to start working out, or some-damn-thing. Of course losing 20 years and growing six inches would help, too. 'Nuff to make you puke, really. Sigh.

Pug Mom said...

Completely with you there. I'm young, but the thighs - the thighs looks 60. I cry sometimes. :)

drew.catt said...

Hold on... I thought I broke you out of this.

We don't like Rihanna. She's Bajan!

Pug Mom said...

Drew, I don't like Rihanna. In fact, I dislike her immensely for having a nicer body than mine. And fantastic legs. :) So don't worry.