The tales of two pernicious pugs and their doormat.

Sunday, July 6, 2008

I think Celly is a tranny.

Male-to-female, I would guess. She has to be, otherwise, I just can't explain why she has been bothering Babar nonstop for the past couple weeks, attempting to climb and hump him. It's really rather disturbing. Poor Babs, the celibate monk that he is, doesn't understand WHY she keeps on bugging him.

Ah, well.

4 comments:

Mel said...

You're better than me. I'm not a horror person at all. I watch them if made to, but I will never, never ever chose to watch one. I'm too terrified, I can't sleep and I'm forever paranoid. I can do vampire movies though. Imagine that. Oh well.

PinkPiddyPaws said...

ha..ha..ha.. hey, ONE of them has got to be the boy in that relationship. ;)

Pug & I said...

Mel,
Yeah, I agree with the vampire flicks. Although I don't really consider vampires "horror" - and most vampire flicks I've seen are more "action movies with monsters", as I like to say. And plus, well, I just love vampires. Books, movies, whatever.

cinnkitty,
Yeah, I know. She's so overbearing and rude, I'm sure she's really a guy deep down inside. :)

Sue said...

She's showing him that she's the alpha dog, is all. It's a dominance thing.